bradburythequeen:

i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go

“No.”

and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him

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spyrno:

tumblr is such a weird site think about it there are millions of people of all ages & races & backgrounds with millions of personalities & stories to tell but what brings us all together is a dancing alien gif

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bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

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theirs:

i’d rather be a golden retriever who lives with a nice upper class white family

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dontkickthepj:

why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary

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brandnewswastikas:

Coolest Letters

• M
• E

Honorable Mentions

• N
• O
• T
• Y
• O
• U

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merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

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