i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go
“No.”
and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him
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tumblr is such a weird site think about it there are millions of people of all ages & races & backgrounds with millions of personalities & stories to tell but what brings us all together is a dancing alien gif
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i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
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i’d rather be a golden retriever who lives with a nice upper class white family
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why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary
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Coolest Letters
- M
- E
Honorable Mentions
- N
- O
- T
- Y
- O
- U
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you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
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